Humans of Allen: Brandon Christensen

“I got dress coded.”

“So, I was talking about unconventional fashion with my friend, and somehow we got to bathrobes, and she said ‘There’s no way you could rock a bathrobe.’ Then I said ‘Bet.’ So we bet ten dollars, and I wore it, and everyone was like ‘Oh that’s cool.’ I got a lot of Twitter followers because of it, so I’m going to keep doing it. People don’t even care. Honestly, no one is that important. No one looks at me and is like ‘Oh my gosh, you’re wearing a bathrobe?’ Allen is so big, everyone is busy minding their own business so no one really cares.”