What is your biggest regret?

“I don’t like having a surplus of regret. I like having a regret deficit. A regreficit.”

What has been your favorite part of high school?

“[My favorite part of high school was] having teachers that are worth talking to. There’s a lot of teachers that aren’t worth talking to, and there’s a lot of classes that aren’t worth remembering or sitting through. But there are teachers that are worth it. Interesting teachers tend to make the high school experience feel like it’s worth it anything. Teachers find me interesting at the beginning of the year, but there’s a low, cabin-fever resentment that builds when they’ve been stuck with me for long enough, and at the end of the year, everybody hates me.”